Portable AC delivery
Cold air at your door — before the shelves empty
A quality portable air conditioner, right-sized for your room, delivered with the window kit and everything else you need to start cooling in minutes. No installation, no landlord consent, no heatwave panic-buying.
Why portable buying usually goes wrong
Bought in a panic
Day two of a heatwave, every decent unit within 50 miles is gone. What's left is underpowered, overpriced, or both — and reviews are an afterthought at 2am.
Sized by guesswork
The most common portable mistake is a unit too small for the room. It runs flat out, drinks electricity and never actually gets you comfortable.
The hose problem nobody mentions
A single hose flapping out of an open sash window leaks half your cooling back in. Without a proper window seal kit, performance collapses.
What a Coolhaven portable reservation gets you
We're building the portable experience we'd want ourselves:
Sized before shipped
Your room dimensions drive a capacity estimate up front — no more 5,000 BTU units fighting 25 m² living rooms.
Everything in the box
Window seal kit, hose, and plain-English setup guide included. Cooling in under 15 minutes of unboxing.
Chosen-day delivery
Launch target for delivery zones: next-day or chosen-day slots, confirmed per area before anyone pays.
Noise ratings, honestly
Every unit listed with real decibel figures. Light sleepers get steered to the quiet options — before buying.
Guide pricing
Honest ranges from today's UK market — final prices are confirmed to you before any commitment, and your £10 is credited whatever you choose.
| Option | Guide range | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Compact portable (up to ~2.1 kW / 7k BTU) | £299 – £449 | Small bedrooms & home offices |
| Mid-size portable (~2.6 kW / 9k BTU) | £399 – £569 | Double bedrooms, average living rooms |
| Large portable (3.5 kW+ / 12k BTU+) | £499 – £699 | Open-plan & big living spaces |
Ranges reflect typical UK market pricing at time of writing — full detail on the pricing page.
Before you reserve — the honest print
Delivery zones launch first
Portable delivery starts in our confirmed launch areas (London, Manchester, Birmingham at present). Elsewhere, your reservation registers priority demand — and moves your area up the list.
Final prices on confirmation
Guide ranges below reflect today's UK market. Your exact unit and price are confirmed to you before you commit a penny beyond the refundable £10.
Portables have limits
They're louder than installed systems (the compressor is in the room) and need a window for the hose. If that's a dealbreaker, look at installation — we'll tell you straight either way.
Common questions
How fast will portable AC delivery be?
Our launch target for planned delivery zones is next-day or chosen-day delivery of pre-configured portable units. Exact promises depend on confirmed depot locations — we'll publish real delivery windows per area before anyone pays for a unit.
What will a portable unit cost?
Guide ranges are on our pricing page: decent portable units typically land between £300 and £700 depending on room size, with our target range £349–£649 including delivery. Final prices are confirmed before you commit — your £10 is credited whatever you choose.
Can I return a unit if it's not right?
Yes. UK consumer law gives you 14 days to change your mind on distance purchases, and we plan a fair returns process on top of that. Returns policy specifics will be confirmed alongside launch pricing — and they'll be published before you're asked to buy anything.
The honest bit
What your £10 does — and what it doesn't
We're validating exactly where to launch first, and priority reservations decide that. We will never pressure you with fake countdowns, invented stock numbers or made-up reviews.
It does
- Hold your place in your area's priority queue
- Get credited in full toward your purchase
- Stay 100% refundable — one click, no questions
- Give you first pick when stock is confirmed
It doesn't
- Buy an air conditioner today
- Guarantee a delivery or installation date
- Lock you into anything
- Commit you to final pricing before you see it
Reserve your portable priority slot
£10, fully refundable, credited toward your unit. Three minutes now beats day two of a heatwave.
Fully refundable · Credited toward your purchase · Cancel anytime