About us
We're building this in the open
Coolhaven exists because British summers changed and the buying experience didn't. Here's exactly where we are, what we believe, and why the site says 'planned' where others would say 'guaranteed'.
The problem we're solving
Every UK heatwave replays the same 72 hours: temperatures spike, decent portable units vanish from every shelf within days, installer diaries fill for a month, and millions of people improvise with fans and wet towels through 28°C nights. The market failure isn't technology — it's timing. Everyone shops at the same moment, and the supply chain simply can't surge that fast.
Our answer is to move the decision earlier. Reserve your priority calmly, before the forecast turns red; we use that real, committed demand to put stock and certified installers exactly where they're needed; priority customers get first pick when it counts.
Where we honestly are today
Pre-launch. We're validating demand across the UK right now — this site is the live instrument of that validation. Sourcing partnerships are in development in Asia, installer partnerships are forming in our first UK zones, and first deliveries are planned for Greater London, Manchester and Birmingham, subject to the stock we confirm. That's why every reservation is fully refundable: being early should cost you nothing if plans change.
What we believe
- No manufactured panic. No fake countdowns, no invented stock numbers, no fabricated reviews. Heat sells itself; lying about it is both wrong and unnecessary.
- Refundable means refundable. One click, no questions, actioned within a working day. The refund button is on the same page as everything else.
- Right-sized or not sold. An undersized unit makes a customer miserable and a review honest. Sizing before selling is non-negotiable.
- Certified or not installed. F-Gas certification and insurance are checked before any partner sees a Coolhaven job.
The road ahead
Three phases, stated plainly.
Now
Validate UK demand
Priority reservations across the UK decide our first launch zones and stock volumes. Every reservation directly shapes the map.
Next
Launch first zones
Confirmed stock lands, priority customers choose first, installations begin with certified partners in London, Manchester and Birmingham.
Later
Expand by demand
UK-wide coverage driven by the reservation map, then Europe — same honest model, new postcodes.
The honest bit
What your £10 does — and what it doesn't
We're validating exactly where to launch first, and priority reservations decide that. We will never pressure you with fake countdowns, invented stock numbers or made-up reviews.
It does
- Hold your place in your area's priority queue
- Get credited in full toward your purchase
- Stay 100% refundable — one click, no questions
- Give you first pick when stock is confirmed
It doesn't
- Buy an air conditioner today
- Guarantee a delivery or installation date
- Lock you into anything
- Commit you to final pricing before you see it
Help decide where we launch
Your postcode's reservations are literally the vote. £10, refundable, three minutes.
Fully refundable · Credited toward your purchase · Cancel anytime